Philatelic Humour (Spelled correctly)

A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. “What denomination?” asked the clerk. “Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?” said the woman. “Well, give me 50 Catholic and 50 C of E”

The US Postal Services releases a stamp with a picture of President Trump. But the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After weeks of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. The fact is, people are spitting on the wrong side.

Police are looking for a burglar who breaks into homes and only steals stamp collections.

They believe the perpetrator could be male.

Early Prince Charles on stamp:

(Warning – a little risqué) A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced  4 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married four times?"

"Well, husband No1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be."

"Husband No2 was in Tech Support; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me."

"Husband No3 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it."

"Husband No4 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband No5 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... God I miss him."

Larry's stamp collection was stolen, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance company:
"We had that collection insured for fifty thousand and I want my money". Agent: "Whoa there just a minute, Susan. It doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of the collection and provide you with a similar one of comparable worth".

Susan, after a pause: "I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband..."

Overheard at Stampex:

Collector: "How much for that £1 Green Seahorse?"

Dealer: "£500"

Collector: "I’ll give you £400 for it."

Dealer: "Aw come on, I have to eat you know."

Collector: "Ok £400 and a Tesco Meal Deal"

And Finally....I get this all the time